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joi, 14 august 2008

Joke of the day



Inspirata de ultimul post despre legitima aparare al lui visurat, mi-am amintit de un banc mai vechi, care e tocmai in acord cu situatia.


It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some are oversensitive, and there's nothing worse than an oversensitive woman.

My name is John. Let me relate how I handled the situation with my wife, Michelle. When I retired a few years ago, it became necessary for Michelle to get a part-time job along with her full-time job, for extra income. Shortly after she started working, I noticed she was beginning to show her age. I usually get home from the golf club about the same time she gets home from work.

Although she knows how hungry I am, she almost always says she has to rest for half an hour or so before she starts dinner. I don't yell at her. Instead, I tell her to take her time and just wake me when she gets dinner on the table. I generally have lunch in the Men's Grill at the club so eating out is not reasonable. I'm ready for some home-cooked grub when I hit that door.

She used to do the dishes as soon as we finished eating. But now it's not unusual for them to sit on the table for several hours after dinner. I do what I can by diplomatically reminding her several times each evening that they won't clean themselves. I know she really appreciates this, as it does seem to motivate her to get them done before she goes to bed.

Another symptom of aging is complaining, I think. For example she will say that it is difficult f or her to find time to pay the monthly bills during her lunch hour. But, boys, we take 'em for better or worse, so I just smile and offer encouragement. I tell her to stretch it out over two or even three days. That way she won't have to rush so much. I also remind her that missing lunch completely now and then wouldn't hurt her any (if you know what I mean). I like to think tact is one of my strong points.

When doing simple jobs, she seems to think she needs more rest periods. She had to take a break when she was only half finished mowing the lawn. I try not to make a scene. I'm a fair man. I tell her to fix herself a nice, big, cold glass of freshly squeezed lemonade and just sit for a while. And, as long as she is making one for herself, she may as well make one for me too.

I know that I probably look like a saint in the way I support Michelle. I'm not saying that showing this much consideration is easy. Many men will find it difficult. Some will find it impossible! Nobody knows better than I do how frustrating women get as they get older. However, guys, even if you just use a little more tact and less criticism of your aging wife because of this article, I will consider that writing it was well worthwhile. After all, we are put on this earth to help each other.

Signed, John



John died suddenly on May 7 of a perforated rectum. The police report says he was found with a Calloway extra long 50-inch Big Bertha Driver II golf club jammed up his rear end, with barely 5 inches of grip showing and a sledge hammer laying nearby. His wife Michelle was arrested and charged with murder. The all-woman jury took only 15 minutes to find her "Not Guilty," accepting her defense that John somehow, without looking, accidentally sat down on his golf club.



Iar cat despre cazul Iovan, tind sa fiu de acord cu cei din Fara Zahar:

joi, 7 august 2008

Ana Sandu la parnaie!



Spuneam intr-un post ca am fost la Wanted. Si, desi mi-am infrant cat am putut dorinta de a afla cat de putina celebra sunt( eu sper ca deocamdata!), m-am cautat pe Google, la fel cum face personajul din acest film atat la inceputul filmului, cat si la sfarsit. Si am avut initial un soc. Printre rezultate am dat si peste: "afara toti cu Sandu Ana-PMB, marrrsh !: ANA SANDU LA PARNAIE !"

Oricat am fost de nelamurita si de surprinsa de puterea emotiilor pe care le-as fi putut crea in acest moment, oftez din strafundul plamanilor de usurare ca nu e vorba despre mine, ci despre ANA SANDU- Consilier Juridic- Directia Generala Juridic- Contencios si Legislatie.

Tot la cautari am gasit si un anunt mai vechi de care si uitasem si pe care nu ma asteptam sa-l mai vad dupa vreo patru ani. Si pentru ca nu am avut chef sa sune careva pe acel numar de telefon, am contactat administratorii Neobizz, acolo unde am regasit anuntul pe care nu-mi aminteam sa-l fi postat aici. Stiut fiind faptul ca paginile cu anunturi, atunci cand nu prea se mai inghesuie lumea sa mai dea anunturi pe la ei, recicleaza anunturile, i-am intrebat de ce-mi regasesc anuntul ca fiind reintrodus/introdus pe data de 28 mai. Mentionez ca m-am semnat in mesaj. Le-am transmis intrebarea vineri si au raspuns vineri dimineata, deci foarte repede. Iata raspunsul primit:

Stimate Domn/Doamna,

Va multumim pentru interesul acordat serviciilor Neobizz.

Actualizarea a fost facuta automat de catre sistem odata cu trecerea la Neobizz.ro, anunturile vechi fiind reintegrate odata cu data de 28.05.2008. Anuntul a fost sters.

Nu ezitati sa ne contactati pentru orice nelamurire legata de serviciile noastre.

Va multumim pentru ca ati ales serviciile Neobizz!

Cu respect,
Radu Bogdan Dumitru
Echipa Neobizz
neobizz.ro

Ca o concluzie: se poate raspunde si repede, si la subiect. E nevoie de ceva mai multa atentie, dar merge!